A Nice Conversation with Bret.

My phone begins to ring. I look at the call tag. Low and behold, it's our good friend Bret. "I wonder what he wants" I ask to myself.

Me: Hel-

Bret: Keegan! You're a fan of Annihilator, right?

Me: Yeah, Annihilator is pretty cool.

Bret: Well, I played a show with the original lead singer last night.

Me: Nice.

Bret: He's in some psychobilly funky band that's really good.

Me: ...

Bret: One of the backup dancers is his ex wife. Guess what..

Me: ...

Bret: I did her.

Yep, that was pretty much the whole conversation there. In other news, I have an interview for Disneyland at noon tomorrow. I wouldn't mind working two jobs. Especially if one is at Disneyland. I hear that it is a great place to work.

Well, that's all I have for you thus far.

[Insert clever departing words here.]