Eradication of Rational Cognitive Activity.

After taking a break from my incredibly busy day of eating salted ramen noodles and rice, taking long unplanned for naps, and listening to songs I've heard countless times, I spent the remainder of my time scrubbing cat vomit from a pair of my shoes.

I know it sounds like a pretty hectic day, doesn't it? Believe it or not, this has been my day off.

Alright, I know I've been talking about spicing this stupid page up ever since I started touching this keyboard in completely nonsexual ways.. Shut the fuck up keyboard!! You Lie! No one will ever love you!! Anyway, I know it seems like I've been lagging, but the truth is, I have been busy working and I still don't have the proper equipment to do everything that I want.

Well.. that's partially true. That's the reason I haven't uploaded any drawings. I suppose I could get started on a few of the other pages, but I'm way too lazy to learn how to get pro with HTML right now.

In other news, I just found out that one of my co-workers at Goodwill was actually a big time model. Yeah, I know. Now I don't know if I'm worthy enough to even really talk to her. I don't know if she's worthy of talking to me. There we go. That makes more sense. And the reason I bring her up is because I plan on visiting a Buddhist temple one of these days and she claims that she would like to go if I manage to find one.

Hinnom announcement:
No, I have not forgotten about this and I have not given up. I am currently adding a few key details to the script and refining a few of the character designs. The next step is to start storyboarding the bitch. I need to get some page layout ideas in the work.

Oh! Oh! O-o-oooh!!!! While I'm on the subject, I just recently decided to pull a few improvised comic pages I did a few years ago and transfer them to a larger, and more professional canvas (like my forearm), to put together a mini-fun-time comic that I can collaborate with other artists that don't suck. If you were wondering how one can improvise a comic, I'll tell you my creative process. Well, first of all, I rip out all of my fingernails with a pair of old rusty pliers, once the pain has numbed my entire right side of my body and my brain don't work so good no more, I draw a few cells. After I fill up an entire page with boxes and circles, I start to draw little stick figures and write little bits of dialogue. The result is a horrible creature that resembles a single paged comic that makes little to no sense.

I believe I have taken over your precious little brain for long enough. Be grateful you can still pick your nose in the comfort of your own human form.. And I do realise that I am not making too much sense this post. I just haven't gotten out at all today. You're going to have to deal with it until you decide to find something better to do online than read some random idiot's blog.

Poo

Poop

Poopy

Good-bye!!