I just shaved my facial hair to meet Disney's standard and I absolutely despise it. I don't think there are words harsh enough to describe the amount of hatred and anger that I am feeling right now. Without my facial hair I look like a fucking rapist. I hope you're happy Walt Disney, you asshole. I suppose you're wondering why I'm reacting the way that I am. Well, here's a random fact for you. I never shaved my mustache before. N-E-V-E-R. Not until this cursed night. I feel like John Merrick or something. Ashamed to be alive and all I want is to be hidden from the rest of the world.
It would appear that I have to take a picture for my ID badge tomorrow as well as fill out some paperwork. I am not looking forward to this.
This is what I look like now that I shaved. 
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